Go on, have a guess. Want a clue? Ok, here you go: it rhymes with smiley.
Yes that’s right, this super-cute sugar-wouldn’t-melt tot is none other than thong-wearing, suspicious-cigarette-smoking, inflatable-willy-riding Miley Ray Cyrus.
Isn’t she just the cutest?
We had to do a double take when we saw this picture as her Twitter avatar; big smile, brown curls, tongue firmly in her mouth – could this really be her?
Over the past year we’ve grown so used to seeing rude Miley, we’d almost forgotten that she was once an all-American Disney starlette.