Miley Cyrus is one of those shy retiring girls, the kind you can take home to meet your mother, your grandmother, hell, the pope himself would be impressed with the purity of this nice young woman.
She disguises her timidity well, though, as shy girls often will, by cleverly effecting a penchant for regular nudity and having every appearance of rampant promiscuity.
The twerking performance at the VMA awards was a masterclass of faux-confidence – and she fooled everyone into thinking she was just another disturbed attention-seeking young woman with the good fortune to look banging in nude latex underwear.